Gwyneth Paltrow lends her body to cancer research. No, nobody is going to do tests on her fabulous body. She is simply modeling a t-shirt designed by Karl Lagerfeld and sold by Saks Fifth Avenue that will give $35 of its $40 price tag to the Entertainment Industry Foundation Women’s Cancer Research Fund. The shirt can be purchased online at SaksFifthAvenue.com.

I am all for good causes and I admire Gwyneth Paltrow for all the wrong reasons but to be honest, this shirt doesn’t do it for me. The design on the front may be OK although I have no real idea what it is supposed to mean or represent. It is the back print that lowers this tee to dish cloth level. I mean, how vain is this Lagerfeld to have to ruin any chances this shirt had by placing his own portrait on the back.